Hell Freezing Over?

It’s how cold out there? I don’t know the exact temperature, but I believe the scientific term for this is freeze your balls off type of weather. I don’t know what it’s like where you live, but in Toronto, this is one of those days when the stereotype of Canada rings true.

I could rant, but you know what, there is far worse than cold weather in life. And I want to be more positive this year. Particularly because I’ve recently ran into the face of some judgmental, small minded dudes. I’ve realized being positive is the way to go, cuz that other stuff is ugly.

There’s not much positive about having to work outside in the cold weather. Even standing outside waiting for the bus is no fun.

But here’s the positive in a day like today, if a girl/guy has ever told you they would date you when hell freezes over…today might be your lucky day. If that has happened to you, it’s time to call this girl up and be like “so what time should I pick you up?”

If you have a day off like me, you can also stay in and watch Frozen. Then you can be sympathetic to Elsa and be like “So this is how she lives…everyday”. Just conceal, don’t feel.

Finally, if you’re athletic, go skating, cuz ice is one of those things that requires cold…like beer…oh forget skating, you can just go for beers, granted it’s a slippery slope. Brewshevskies and Frozen…sounds like the way to spend a cold wintery day.

Until next time,

Toodles!

Kenny

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